Teresa and Joe Giudice

Teresa and Joe Giudice - Last week, Joe completed a brief sentence in Morris County Jail for his reckless driving. The massive message board hatred of Teresa Giudice has perhaps inspired Bravo execs to give her a spin-off. Oops!

And finally, regarding Teresa’s sister-in-law and Christmas cookie rival Melissa Gorga joining the cast..

This despite an online listing for Tee-Tee and her huzband Joe-Joe's elephantine faux chateau that clearly showed the Giudice family spread for sale with an asking price of $3,999,999.

That's right butter beans, Tee-Tee says her mausoleum like mansion of marble and onyx ain't for sale. That means the Giudice's property was for sale for three whole weeks before Tee-Tee and Joe-Joe got around to asking the alleged listing agent(s) to remove the allegedly erroneous listing from the interweb.

Teresa and Joe Giudice : It doesn't take a mathematician–or even a very smart person–to see that a mortgage of 10 or 11 grand a month far exceeds the $6,583 per month in pre-tax income Tee-Tee and Joe-Joe claimed on their bankruptcy filing.